THE UMMMM FACTOR!!!

As you can see we had a very interesting day today. Let me start with getting my test back from yesterday and it was another B. We then had lecture and UMMMMMM.....

During lecture we learned first about the peri care for a female or for those that can't comprehend what that is, we learned to wash the "CAT" LOL. We will have to perform this task tomorrow, but NOT on each other LOL. that is why we have Betty and Gertrude, they don't mind at all if we do anything to them. Betty even has a catheter in that has been in there God knows how long, nut I betcha it's clean LOL.

Next in the lecture we learned peri care for the male, or washing the "NOODLE" LOL. Now we learned that some men have never been circumcised, well there was no picture for that. So how are the youngsters in the class gonna know what a non-circumcised noodle looks like?? Well, the instructor proceeds to use her body as the penis, then her head as the head of the penis, then she takes her shirt and pulls it up over to cover top of her head to represent the skin that needs to be rolled up and down for cleaning. Now poor little ------ in the front was in shock for a minute and the rest of us could not stop laughing. It was a great demo. Now that everyone knows what peri care is LOL LETS HAVE A BREAK.

After our break we had a video then we did 3 tasks. First and second which were back to back were range of motion on the shoulder and arm, and then range of motion on the knee and ankle. I passed both of those :0) the last task of the day was cleaning dentures. So we all assembled into the womens bathroom, like women do LOL and we cleaned dentures. After a couple people and the water running so much I had to pee, but AWKWARD LOL. I passed that too :0)

Tomorrow will be fun with the dummies plus I am bring cheesecake and another student is cooking lunch for everyone and another is bringing drinks :0) TATA 4 NOW